Breaking News: 100% of crazy fundamentalist Christians and scary terrorists agree: Gay Marriage is totally evil! Khalid Sheik Mohammed makes the case for the Federal Marriage Amendment:

At his arraignment here Thursday, the alleged 9/11 mastermind said he would not accept any attorney, even a fellow Muslim, "who is sworn to your American constitution." Displaying a surprising understanding of such concepts as federalism and dual sovereignty, Mohammed referenced recent decisions by state courts in California and Massachusetts under the powers reserved to them under the Tenth Amendment.

"I consider all American constitution" evil, he said, because it permits "same-sexual marriage and many other things that are very bad," he told the military judge, Col. Ralph Kohlmann. "Do you understand?"

Huh. If you don't get gay married, the terrorists will win.