I'm so excited since to the best of my recollection (meaning two weeks ago maximum, or at least that's what my other half says), I've never had a headless "Unicorn Power" tee-shirt in my chain-of-command. Which brings up the question: How many unicorns would it take to supply all of the nation's electric power generation needs, and is Al Gore all wet or can this be accomplished within the next ten years?

Don,

I have it on excellent authority that Unicorn toe-nail clippings are among the most efficient sources of energy in the universe. A small stable of only 10 to 15 unicorns could probably satisfy all of our energy needs.

Congrats, Tyrion! You will now be Bil's whipping boy, just like me! sigh...

I'm very pleased to see Tyrion getting more play here. In my opinion, he's one of the sharpest political commentators in Central Indiana (along with StAllio! & Jen Wagner).

I've learned from him and for somebody as omniscient as I am, that's saying a lot...